Psh. I SO investigated this already.
Jumbo Rice Krispies Aren't Krispy
via the Consumerist
Read my investigation here: my investigation.
In other news: I got a job! Yay me!! The long scourge of unemployment has ended! So what this means to you, dear reader (and I do mean "reader"), is that I will either have A) a plethora of new material; or B) no time to come up with new material.
It's going to be so exciting finding out which one happens!