FAQ's

Here at "i do things" we get a lot of questions from readers (no we don't). I will try to answer some of the frequently asked ones here.

Were you named after anyone?
Napoleon Bonaparte

Croutons or bacon bits?
Both

What color is your bedroom carpet?
Beige

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?
“ANOTHER morning?? Jeez!!”

What do you do most often when you are bored?
Write blog entries noone will read.

What are your favorite TV shows?
MST3K; 30 Minute MST3Ks; CSI: Satellite of Love; E! True Hollywood Story: MST3K; Wife Swap

How many tattoos do you have?
Two

What foods do you dislike?
Seafood, and Liver sandwiches

What kind of car do you drive?
Mini Cooper

Any special talents?
I can recite the entire peasant scene from Holy Grail.

Do you wish on stars?
No, they never did a thing for me, those gassy bastards

What did you want to be when you were little?
A travel agent or hotel manager. I love hotels. Now I do nothing. Hm.

Would you bungee jump?
No

Red or Pink?
Magenta

What is the weather like right now?
Slightly overcast in the living room, sunny in the bedroom. Might rain later in the bathroom.

The last movie you watched in the theater?
Up. It was really good in 3D.

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I hope this clears up any confusion out there. I would like to thank everyone for your continued interest in reading about things, and keep reading for more exciting things in the future!