"I won't work at a gas station!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Banana......that can talk.......and has 25 eyeballs! See, you just make it up!"
"I'm a pig like my uncle."
"Can we go to Starbucks? I always get a small caramel frappacino from there."
"I guess a lot of people saw me on the news."
(random reference to a local news segment about a kid's playroom she was on months ago.)
"I can spell two bad words: ....S-A-I-T ...A-S-S"
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